When I Get Big I'm Gonna Get Married

Hazel to Mommy: "Why are you and Daddy married?"

Mommy: "So we could have you and be a family."

H: "Oh. . . I'm not married? I'm gonna be married when I get bigger and I'll get hugs and kisses and flowers."

M: "When you get bigger. . ."

H: "I'm 3, so I'm a big girl, so I can get married, right? I can get married now!"

Oh dear!

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